i know a song that will get on your nerves get on your nerves, get on your nerves i know a song that will get on your nerves all day long keep readin i have a point i know a song that will get oon your nerves get on your nerves get on your nerves i know a song that will get on your nerves all day long nearly there...

little boy is playin with his train, mum overhears his say "all you bastards getting off can fuck off. all you bastards getting on better fuckin hurry up!" mum sends him to his rooms for 2hrs until he learns to be nice. when he starts playing again 2hrs kater, mum hears him say "thoose disembarking please mind the step...

a man & women who had never met found themselves sharing a sleepin compartment on a train. the man on the top bunk  & she in the lower. during the night the man woke and asked "sorrt to bother u but would u reach into the closet to get me a seond blanket, im freezing!". " i have a beter idea " she...