An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, ''Father, i'm 80 years old, married, have 4 children and 11 grandchildren''. See, i started taking this new viagra pill, and last night i had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice! The priest said:...

A mortician was working late one night.It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated whatever...So as he examined the body of Mr Sam who was about to be cremated he made an amazing discovery. Sam had the longest penus he had ever seen!   ''I'm sorry Mr...