.... if not, theres no hope for her :P One day sitting in the Pentagon 3 officials sat around a table, 1 from USA, 1 from Russia and 1 from Egypt. A fight of words broke out and they all started comparing their accomplishments. The Russian official said that they were 1st in space The American official argued that they were 1st...

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question." Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny can open his...

A bear, a lion and a pig all meet in the woods; the near speaks up and says that he is the mightiest of all cuz when he roars the whole forest trembles in fear. The lion then says that he is the mightiest cuz when he roses the whole jungle trembles in fear.... The pig the said pfft, all I have to do is sneeze and the whole planet shits...