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DEATH 3 October 2009 7:56 AM - 1 comments

Death is when your loved ones must depart
Death is a sharp pain to the heart

Death is a feeling of permanent sadness and pain
Death is when your loved ones have forever gone away

Death is a call to heaven or hell
Death is an eternal mansion or cell

Death is a lesson to learn about
Death is a loss, without a doubt

Death is an unhappy feeling to have
Death is unpleasant on anyone's behalf

Death is something we all will go through
Death is a storm waiting to brew

Death is a lingering crow always overhead
Death is a soul, done being fed

you wanna read this/ trust me 3 October 2009 4:41 AM - 0 comments

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.

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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created water .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

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Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And onc you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

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The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue
monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't f! eel so angry you will find me there too
not in cage but laughing at you

smart kid 3 October 2009 4:38 AM - 0 comments

A father came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.
Son: "Father, may I ask you a question?"
Father replied: "Yeah sure, what it is?"
Son: "Father, how much do you make an hour?"
Father said angrily: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?"
Son: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"
Father: "If you must know, I make $20 an hour."
"Oh," the little boy replied, with his head down. Looking up, he said, "Father, may I please borrow $10?"
The father was furious, "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such childish behavior."
The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. Father sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money? After about an hour or so, the father had calmed down, and started to think: Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $10 and he really didn't ask for money very often.
The father went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.
"Are you asleep, son?" Father asked.
"No Father, I am awake," replied the little boy.
"I have been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier," said the father. "It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $10 you asked for."
The little boy sat straight up, smiling. "Oh, thank you Father!" He yelled.
Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills.
The father, seeing that the little boy already had money, started to get angry again.
The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.
"Why do you want more money if you already have some?" the father grumbled.
"Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the little boy replied.
"Father, I have $20 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you."

ha ha ha
smart isnt he so

then he deserves a comment
hahahahah

well some funny jokes or maybe not 30 September 2009 7:20 AM - 1 comments

Wife: 'What are you doing?'



Husband: Nothing.


Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage contract for an hour.'


Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.'



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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'


Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'


Wife: well 'Yes or no.'
)

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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why is that?'


husband: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'


Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you>


husband: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'


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Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'


Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'


Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'


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Son: ' Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a  lady.'


Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'


Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'


____________ _________ _________ __


A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'

'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'


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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'


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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'


He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!"


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a british an american and a lebanese 19 September 2009 9:33 AM - 1 comments

A British, an American and alebanese died and all went to hell

The British said:
I miss England; I want to call England and see how


everybody is doing there....


He called and talked for about 5 minutes...

Then he said: well, devil how much do I owe you for the phone call???

The devil goes five million dollars...

Five million dollars!!!

He made him a cheque and went to sit back on his chair....


The American was so jealous, he starts screaming, me too I want to call the United States , I want to see how everybody is doing
too....

He called! and talked for about 2 minutes, and then he said: well, devil

How much do I owe you! For the phone call????

The devil goes ten million dollars...

Ten million dollars!!!!!! He made him a cheque and went to sit back on his Chair...


Thelebanese


was extremely jealous too... He starts screaming and Screaming, I want to call lebanon too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too, I wanna talk to everybody...

He called lebanon
And he talked for about twenty hours, he was talking and talking and talking....

Then he said: well, devil how much do I owe you for the phone call????

The devil goes:
One dollar...

ONLY ONE DOLLAR?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The devil goes: yes, well………



From hell to hell,
it's local!!!!



hay plz dont b mad at me lebanese ppl
its just a joke

what a woman wants 19 September 2009 7:49 AM - 2 comments

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying





If you don't, you are good for nothing




If you agree to all what she  likes, you are a wimp




If you don't, you are not understanding (:




If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring




If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing



If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy





If you don't, you are a dull boy



If you are jealous, she says it's bad




If you don't, she thinks you do not love her(:



If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait



If you visit another man, you're not putting in 'quality time'




If you dont  help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics




If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction(:




If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting (yup)




If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring




If you talk, she wants you to listen



If you listen, she wants you to talk



In short:




So simple, yet so complex




So weak, yet so powerful




So confusing, yet so desirable



can't live with them..



can't live without them ...




so now ladies and gentel men


after reading this

i want u 2 comment

dont say thnx

or nice blog

say 4 example if u agree or not



4 me as a girl i agree on this

although it kinda attaks girls

but still true

so

im waiting 4 ur comments

wat i love about u 19 September 2009 7:28 AM - 0 comments

I like the way you never sleep,and the promises you never keep,
 i like the way you say hello; and make it sound like time to go......
 I like the scar above your lip, the way you let your feelings slip,
but they are never what you feel, all so fake but completely real.....
 Dont ya think that this is weird, weirder than weird,
 thats wat you are, thats wat you wanna be,
wat i like about you is wat you like about me...{DONT YOU THINK ITS WEIRD}........
 I like the rules that dont apply, and let the good things pass me by,
 standin there without a plan, thats why your such a happy man..... {WEIRD}

Hiding away losing the day, as if it doesn't ever matter...
 Saying goodbye scared to say why,
 nothing can shatter my world
, show me some faith now and trust me somehow...

Am I a Muslim 15 July 2009 8:29 AM - 3 comments

what im gonna do is that im gonna show you what the life of an ordinary muslim girl is like
first of all  all of you think that muslim girls cover their hair and faces  /guess what you are wrong
second most of you think that muslims are terrorists/you are wrong too/
plus you watch tv tooooo much
now how many of you when you know that you are talking to a muslim you imagine her as dark black ugly with long black hair
well you are sooooooooooo wrong
now how many of you think that muslim girls dont get educated /lots of you thnk that
and its totally wrong
well let me correct your information
muslim girls are like any other people
they can be the best girls in the world
or they can be the worst
not all muslim girls cover thier hair
some do and some dont
some girls like me can wear what ever they want
do what ever they want
in a reasnable way
we can date we can go out have fun and do what ever we want
we are not any thing different than other people so stop treating people this way
when ever some1 knows im amuslim
he/she starts adressing me in adifferent way
writting easy words
asking me if i have a tv
or if i ever talked to aguy before
so all i am asking is to look at muslims in the same way u look at each other
coz we are not different after all

my love and passion 4 June 2009 4:08 AM - 1 comments

my life has always been the same
i feel bored and dont know what to do
some times i feel that tv is the best companion
and that the story of my life can bee the best tv show ever
and i think most of peopl do that
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