Happy Bday too me

Happy Bday to me

Happy Bday to meeeeee

Happy Bday to me!

Its funny when people get so worked up over arguments an comments on yaba... I mean seriously cmon... Its a chat site.... Most people on here talk shit... And at the end of the day its not like i aint guna cry myself to sleep over someone on a computer calling me a bitch... actually it makes me laugh. Haha so grow the hell up and get over all the lil shitty problems

Many, many years ago when I was twenty-three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her, and soon the two were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life.

My daughter was my mother, for she was my father's wife. To complicate the matters worse, although it brought me joy. I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy. My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad. And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad. For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother to the widow's grown-up daughter who, of course, was my stepmother.

Father's wife then had a son, who kept them on the run. And he became my grandson, for he was my daughter's son. My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue. Because, although she is my wife, she's my grandma too. If my wife is my grandmother, then I am her grandchild. And every time I think of it, it simply drives me wild.

For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw. As the husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!!

This will crack u up...I was reading in the newspaper an came across this, These kids were asked what they thought about love and marriage... Heres what they said...

I think you suppose to get shot with an arrow then u fall in love an stuff but the rest of it isnt suppose to be so painful. ( Manuel, 8 )

On the 1st date they tell each other lies and that usually gets them intrested in a second date. ( Mike, 10 )

One of the people have freckles and they find somebody else that has freckles. (  Andrew, 6 )

My mum says to look for someone whos kind, So thats what im gunna do. Im guna find someone whos kinda tall and handsome. ( Carolyn, 8 )

One of them should know how to write a cheque cos no matter how much love they have they still needs tons of money for all the bills. ( Ava, 8 )

When somebodys been dating for a while the boy might propose an he'll say i'll take you for the rest of my life or until we have kids and get divoced. ( Anita, 9 )

Most boys are brainless so it might take a few trys to find 1 thats alive. ( Anita, 9 )

Love will find you even if you hide from it, I know. I keep trying to hide but the girls keep finding me. ( Dave, 8 )

When a person gets kissed they dont get up for an hour or so. ( Wendy, 8 )

Never kiss in front of people, its embarrassing to all. I might be willing to try if nobody sees but only for an hour or so. ( Kally, 9 )

Its never ok to kiss a boy cos they get all slobbery, thats why i stopped. ( Tammy, 10)

Lovers will be staring at each other while there food goes cold, Other people will worry about the food. ( Brad, 8 )

Romantic adults usually get dressed up so if theyre in jeans an a shirt it might mean that they use to go out but have broken up. ( Sarah, 9 )

You gota find somebody who likes the same stuff as u, like if u like sports she should like that you like it and keep the chips an dips coming. ( Allan, 10 )

No person really decides before they grow up who thyre gunna be with. God does. You just find out later who youre stuck with. ( Kirstin, 10 )

You should be a good kisser, it might make your wife forget that you dont do any work around the house.