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Doctors 8 March 2010 4:13 AM - 1 comments

A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor. After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant..

She burst out of the room and ran down the corridor screaming.

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was; after listening to her story, he calmed her down and sat her in another room.

Then, the doctor marched down the hallway to the first doctor's room. "What the heck's wrong with you?" He demanded. "This woman is 68 years old, she has two grown children and several grandchildren , and you told her she was pregnant???!!!"

The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said:.........."Does she still have the hiccups?"

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I Believe ............. 1 March 2010 9:26 AM - 5 comments

I am a Proud Canadian we kicked butt this Olympics 2010 we kept 14 GOLD in Canada first in history 14 gold won in any Olympic,7 Silver & 5 Bronze... 26 all toll ...way to go Canada<3 Woo Hoo ...proud of ALL our Olymians you were awesome.

Peanut.......... 1 March 2010 5:36 AM - 2 comments

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother,

"Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!"

Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut."

Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mom asked,
"Really small, was it?"

Sally replied, "No.... salty."

Mom Fainted……..

Grandma's boyfriend 1 March 2010 5:32 AM - 2 comments

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?'

Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.'

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, 'Hello son, is your Grandma home?'

The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend.'

The minister fainted..

Now, that's funny.... I don't care WHO you are.

To ALL my FRIENDS ............ 25 February 2010 5:22 AM - 0 comments

I just want to send all a megga thank you for all the lovely birthday wishes, cards & gifts.

You sure made my day *smiles* thank you all huggz n kisses. alt

Sends lotz of luv to you all & to my hunny love you alt

Dog For Sale 23 February 2010 12:42 PM - 1 comments

OR free to good home.

Answers to the name of Dolly.

Excellent guard dog.

Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, rapists or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.

Most of them knew him only as " holy shit!! "

Ever wondered about Guts or Balls... 23 February 2010 12:28 PM - 0 comments

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom at the door, and having the guts to ask: ''You telling me your not done clean yet, or are you flying off somewhere?''

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume & booze, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death or divorce!

To ALL my Yaba Friends...... 12 February 2010 4:26 PM - 2 comments

Hope you all have a great day...sends my Valentine lota love,hugs & kisses <3 :D

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I'd Lie ~~~ Taylor Swift 5 February 2010 4:37 PM - 0 comments

Priceless 5 February 2010 4:29 PM - 1 comments

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.

One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.

The letter read:

Dear God,

I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension.

Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment.

Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you please help me?

Sincerely, Edna

The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars.

By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman.

The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.

Christmas came and went.

A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God.

All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.

It read:

Dear God,

How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me?

Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.

By the way, there was $4 missing.

I think it might have been those bastards at the post office.

Sincerely, Edna

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