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Hello all <3 26 August 2010 12:10 PM - 3 comments

I going to be off Yaba for awhile all is good Jade AKA NightFairy is here in Canada visiting me.
We've been busy since she got here having a blast =D
I'll be back on on Sept 6 or 7th...
possiblely be on now n then when we start to get lazy giggles...
send huggz to all n some I txt ;) n send <3
Talk to you all soon

Krista <33

Teachers and Cops? 20 August 2010 2:32 AM - 3 comments


These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system.  All teachers were reprimanded
(but, boy, are these funny!)

1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

2. I would not allow this student to breed.

3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.

4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.

7. This child has been working with glue too much.

8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.

12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.

These are actual comments made by 16 Police Officers.  The comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country:

1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."

2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new.  They'll stretch after you wear them a while."

3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."

4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second?  Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."

6. "You don't know how fast you were going?  I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"

7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help.  Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"

8. "Warning!  You want a warning?  O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not.  Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

10. "Fair?  You want me to be fair?  Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop."

11. "Yeah, we have a quota.  Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC."

13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"

14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore.  We used to, but now we're allowed to     write as many tickets as we can."

15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. 
       So you know someone who can post your bail."

AND THE WINNER IS....

16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets?  You're right, we don't. 
        Sign here."

Need You Now ~*~ Lady Antebellum 20 August 2010 2:13 AM - 0 comments

The Pregnant Lady 11 August 2010 3:23 AM - 5 comments


A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. 
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.

 


She immediately moved to another seat.

 


This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.

 


The man seemed more amused.

 


When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,

She complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.


The case came up in court.


The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)

What he had to say for himself.


The man replied,

'Well your Honor, it was like this:

When the lady got on the bus,

I couldn't help but notice her condition.

She sat down under a sign that said,

'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,

' Logan 's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.

Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,

'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.

But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time

And sat under a sign that said,

'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!'

... I just lost it.'


'CASE DISMISSED!!'

Right Here in My Heart ~~ Delta Goodrem 2 August 2010 4:56 PM - 0 comments


"Right Here In My Heart"

Sometimes I wanna scream
Sometimes I'm in between
Heaven and Hell
Sometimes I wanna cry
Sometimes I feel that I
Can't take it anymore

But right here in my heart
There's a song I sing for you
Right here in my heart
Your love still gets me through
And all I feel
And all I know
We will find another way
'Cause right here in my heart
Is where you stay

I know you're hearing me
I know you're feeling me
Always touching you now
And I don't want to fly
And be right by your side
I'm calling your name

If only you were here now
If only you were here
'Cause you gave me carousels
So many magic spells

I'm missing you now

But right here in my heart
There's a song I sing for you
Right here in my heart
Your love still gets me through
And all I feel
And all I know
We will find another way
'Cause right here in my heart
Is where you stay

And I don't know why
Why I cry
Why I cry
And I don't know when
I will see you again
But I will see you again

'Cause right here in my heart
There's a song I sing for you
Right here in my heart
Your love still gets me through
And all I feel
And all I know
We will find another way
'Cause right here in my heart
Is where you stay

This song is awesome & true ...it's stuck in my head,plays over & over Smiles XOXOXO

Lessons of Life 26 July 2010 2:32 PM - 5 comments

This poem is beautiful and so true .....

Lessons of Life
I feared being alone
until I learned to like
myself.

I feared failure
until I realized that I only
fail when I don't try.

I feared success
until I realized
that I had to try
in order to be happy
with myself.

I feared people's opinions
until I learned that
people would have opinions
about me anyway.

I feared rejection
until I learned to
have faith in myself.

I feared pain
until I learned that
it's necessary
for growth.

I feared the truth
until I saw the
ugliness in lies.

I feared life
until I experienced
its beauty.

I feared death
until I realized that it's
not an end, but a beginning.

I feared my destiny,
until I realized that
I had the power to change
my life.

I feared hate
until I saw that it
was nothing more than
ignorance.

I feared love
until it touched my heart,
making the darkness fade
into endless sunny days.

I feared ridicule
until I learned how
to laugh at myself.

I feared growing old
until I realized that
I gained wisdom every day.

I feared the future
until I realized that
life just kept getting
better.

I feared the past
until I realized that
it could no longer hurt me.

I feared the dark
until I saw the beauty
of the starlight.

I feared the light
until I learned that the
truth would give me
strength.

I feared change,
until I saw that
even the most beautiful butterfly
had to undergo a metamorphosis
before it could fly.





Bobette Bryan

UGHHHHHHHHH SORRY 18 July 2010 7:58 AM - 2 comments

I wasn't being rude and ignoring anyone today  ...
Yaba was picking on me alt wouldn't let me in the chat room ...
then when I tried again it said that name was already in use like 7 times.
So for anyone that was in Yaba and I didn't speak it was just my  name not me  giggles
Sorry all *kicks Yaba* leaves all mega huggz to all that was on several hrs ago



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Just Dreaming 17 July 2010 6:50 AM - 0 comments

Just Dreaming


As I sit here and dream of you

I imagine a warm summer's night

And I lose myself in the starred filled night

Thinking of the times we shared

The moon is full

The rays shine down

Making everything illuminate.

 As I sit here and dream of you

I dream of a breath-taking sunset

With bright colors galore

I imagine your arms wrapped around me  ...

As we watch in awe

The sun sinking lower

And feel the cool summer air.

 As I sit here and dream of you

I think of a candle-light dinner for two

We share a few kisses as we cuddle

By a warm roaring fire and

Soft romantic music filling the air

Oh how wonderful it is to

Just sit here and dream of you.

Mirror or 2-way glass...... 5 July 2010 4:58 PM - 2 comments

When you are in a hotel room, restroom, motel, etc. with a mirror on the wall,
can you tell whether it is in fact a mirror or 2-way glass?

 Here's how:
I thought it was quite interesting!  And I know in about 30 seconds you're going
do what I did and find the nearest mirror.  Do you know how to determine if
a mirror is 2-way or not?  This is not to scare you, but to make you aware. 
A policewoman who travels all over the U.S. and gives seminars and techniques
for businesswomen passed this on.


When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc.,
how many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging
on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror, (i.e., they can see you,
but you can't see them)?  There have been many cases of people installing 2-way
mirrors in female changing rooms.  It is very difficult to positively identify the
surface by just looking at it.   So, how do we determine with any amount of
certainty what type of mirror we are looking at?  Just conduct this simple  test.....


Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface, and if there is a
GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror.

However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail,
then BEWARE, FOR IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR!

"No Space,  Leave the Place."  So remember, every time you see a mirror,
do the "fingernail test."  It doesn't cost you anything. 

Remember this little rhyme: "No Space, Leave the Place"

In Honor of elwolfman aka. Kirk 5 July 2010 3:54 AM - 1 comments


This is to honor a amazing friend
One to all he came in contact with
He was elwolfman aka Kirk a friend to all
I only knew him for a short while
In that short time he had a impact on me
I'm greatful to have known such a joker,a special friend
He was funny,crazy,mysterious & kind a big ol' teddybear
Which left me with some memories never forgotten
Kirk you are right:"Time is a healer but the heart never forgets"
I know you're watching us while sittin drinking.. fishing & listening
to Meatloaf...GnR ...Dr Hook or whatever your mood chooses
No worries now there is no need to drive =)

I know you still are with me
Your friendship is within my heart
Though life is no longer present
Our souls will never part.
This is given to you in honor
Of all that we did share
I just wanted you to know, dear friend,
How much I really did care.

To his finacee Cheyanne remember he will always be with you hunn

Sends you lots of luv you're in our thoughts <3

Sends a special thank you to Shaun you're a true friend -huggz- <3

Vale my friend
Love  Always
   Krista


~A few days ago Yaba lost one of it's greater friends,
elwolfman, known to few as Kirk but known to all as a friend.
When I first learned of Kirk's passing I felt so bad, I was in despair,
I couldn't even eat, that's how awful I felt;
I felt guilty for being able to smile when someone made me smile,
but I've come to realize Kirk wouldn't want any of us to feel this way,
to hurt when we remember him, he'd have wanted us to remember
him when we smile and laugh, in this way we can celebrate the life he had.
Knowint this doesn't change the fact that I still want to go back to that
last conversation we had, I wish I'd stayed longer that morning.
I am very grateful that I got to meet him, he was such a beautiful person
and I hope that his beauty and character rubbed off on me so those who
didn't know him will see glimpses of him in me and love him as I did,
as we all did. I felt so loved when his friend told me that Kirk had left a note for me,
I didn't even think that anyone thought about me when I wasn't in the chat rooms,
but Kirk proved me wrong, he showed me that our friendship went beyond the
screen in front of us.
A friend of mine once questioned my friendship and this is what I told that friend.
"When you become a friend with someone you give them a piece of your heart,
you can't take this piece back and give it to someone else, it belongs to them and
it's up to that person what they want to do with it." Even though Kirk is gone he
still has that piece of my heart and he always will. All I have left to say is that
I'm glad I took the time to talk to Kirk and get to know him, and I know that
I will always treat everyone I meet with respect because every person you
meet has the --- "potential" to blow your mind.

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