A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snake cake. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs, too."

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, pain in stomach  and legs hurt, I no come work.' The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That...

The Big Bad Wolf said “I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your house down” The little pig says “F*** off or I’ll sneeze on you”