Barber Shop
posted 9 days ago
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.
She stands next to the barber chair,
while her dad gets his hair cut,
eating a snake cake.
The barber says to her,
"Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie."
She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs, too."
Hung Chow
posted 9 days ago
Hung Chow calls into work and says,
'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick .
Got headache, pain in stomach and legs hurt, I no come work.'
The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That...
3 little pigs
posted 10 days ago
The Big Bad Wolf said
“I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your house down”
The little pig says
“F*** off or I’ll sneeze on you”