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An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.   There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.   On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.   Then the priest comes in.   "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very...

A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor. After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant.. She burst out of the room and ran down the corridor screaming. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was; after listening to her story, he...