Things Ash has said that make her look intelligent... 1. Did you know turtles have tails? 2. Whens valentines day? 3. Can you put a lollipop on layby? 4. Do cows jump in the back of the trucks? 5. My lips are burning because i accidentally put deoderant on them cause i was holding the bottle in my mouth. 6. Is Dr Phils name phil...

Dear Dr Harry, I've known a overly obese pig named pumbaa for some time now and at first thought she was just pregnant but after 21yrs of waiting and no baby piglet im quite concerned for the safety of the other pigs so if you could just get a shot gun and put her out of her misery before she causes a natural disaster that would...

1. If you are chocking on an ice cube don't panic. Simply pour a kettle of freshly boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. Avoid argument with the...