There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws...

Well... I guess all good things come to an end... I'm back at work :( Holidays are over, and the only thing to look forward to are the weekends and the scattered public holidays coming up! The upside is that there was no traffic coming in to work and my manager is still on holidays! Maybe after that... time to look for a new...

Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'?  Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you...