Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question." Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny can open his...

A bear, a lion and a pig all meet in the woods; the near speaks up and says that he is the mightiest of all cuz when he roars the whole forest trembles in fear. The lion then says that he is the mightiest cuz when he roses the whole jungle trembles in fear.... The pig the said pfft, all I have to do is sneeze and the whole planet shits...

O Canada! Our home and native land True patriot love in all thy sons command. With glowing hearts we see thee rise The true north, strong and free From far and wide, O Canada We stand on guard for thee. God keep our land glorious and free O Canada! We stand on guard for thee O Canada! We stand on guard for thee. ...